fortidogi:

c-53:

c-53:

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

fungal-waste:

oneheadtoanother:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

chaosnightmare:

gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

probably-a-mermaid:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

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gallusrostromegalus:

glumshoe:

bishkebab:

glumshoe:

this scene makes me laugh now that I know what dalmatians are like and how funny it is that they’re presented like the perfect even-tempered well-rounded dog-next-door with all the qualities of a moderate and sensible life partner

Poodles in movies: pampered brats, high-maintenance, mean and snappy

Poodles irl: smart, loyal, athletic, loving

Dalmatians in movies: cool, intelligent, capable

Dalmatians irl: the neuroses of a chihuahua with the musculature of a horse

maybe what Rodger wants in a wife is intense athleticism, strong guarding instincts, and a fearlessness in the face of invaders and thieves… Anita will chase you down and cut you…

Ok but the other dogs here are also WILDLY mischaracterized:

Afghan Hound in Movies: Snooty, artistic animal
Afghan hound IRL: Doofus except when there are rabbits then they turn into the roving gangs of murderers from the Mad Max franchise except they don’t need internal combustion engines to go NYOOM

Pug in Movies: Adorable idiot
Pug IRL: genetically cursed crime against nature and Idiot

Cocker Spaniel in Movies: Gentle sensible family-oriented dogs
Cocker Spaniels IRL: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: An Animal Breathing In My Face At 3 AM

Labradors/Golden retrievers in movies: Goofy, easygoing dogs with the occasional Secret Talent ™
Labradors/Golden retrievers IRL: Goofy, easygoing dogs with the occasional Extremely Weird And Very Intense Hyperfixation That Is Only Sometimes A Talent But Is More Likey An Inventive Means Of Small Animal Murder.

papayajuan2019:

so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance

doradotcom:

walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone’s grandpa

hoenngarbage:

dumbhairybitch:

hoenngarbage:

I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

because all u do is watch phineas and ferb

They sent Candace to the moon the other day.

hellenhighwater:

excitementshewrote:

I’ll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

ospreyonthemoon:

theoutcastrogue:

inneskeeper:

battleblaze:

inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

if its 1:00am when you’re reading this you know what to do!

that’s right! it’s research traditional methods of moroccan architecture, which follow strict mathematic structures and formulas to create stunning tilework and arches, often also utilizing a special form of clay endemic to morocco famed for its sculptural qualities which are difficult and even impossible to reproduce in other regions! additionally, the cultural significance of the various motifs and colors used throughout moroccan architecture, both in religious and in secular buildings, are distinct and highly formalized, honed over many h

FUCK YEAH MOROCCAN ARCHITECTURE

have you looked into muqarnas yet?

yes! i was actually referencing muqarnas when speaking about the clay! morocco’s carved clay and plaster muqarnas are famous for their intricacy and detailed fretting!

Sometimes muqarnas are carved wood. Regardless, Moroccan architecture is ABSOLUTELY BONKERS.

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Me deciding to research traditional methods of morrocan architecture

judgejudyofficial:

depsidase:

girlbossjodiarias:

escuerzoresucitado:

#all they serve is cunt

feeshies:

Having to join someone’s Discord to get help instead of finding the answer on a forum or webpage is like if you asked someone on the street for directions, and they said they’d only tell you if you came over to their house.